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    Cannon, I envy you. If it was worth it, I'd go back to school for a PhD.


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    @jonATL It isn't much better to have things start late because I just end up staying up later into the night, essentially turning whenever I need to get up into an awful morning sensation. On the bright side, there are breaks due to classes, so that is nice.


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    Wow! Thanks for all the replies!


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    How To Shower Like a Man


    1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at he making the 'woo-woo' sound.

    3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    4. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

    5. Get in the shower.

    6. Wash your face.

    7. Wash your armpits.

    8. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

    9. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    10. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

    12. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

    13. Pee.

    14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

    15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

    16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

    17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    18. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

    19. Throw wet towel on bed.


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    lol@frost.


    I had a good laugh...thanks.


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