Would you?

[armedferret]

Followup question: If so, how drunk would you have to be? (hint: i already know how drunk *HE* was....)


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Side note, the people-watching in Vegas is unbelievably good.

[Hebrew Barrister]

The amount of alcohol I'd need to think that's a good idea exceeds the amount of alcohol it would take to kill me

[LesserBlackDog]

I think that's some kind of subculture style in Mexico or something? Like, I know it's a thing.

It ain't MY thing, that's for sure.

Reminds me of:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crakow

[Galcobar]

They're not even symmetrical; one boot had the band with either a buckle or a smart watch, the other was plain....

Never been intoxicated enough, and I'm including NOx for dental work and post-surgical general anaesthesia funk.

[Gman56]

A dual question would be "how much alcohol would it take to make me pass out" because I would need to be unconscious for those.... things... to be put on my feet.

[JBarwick]

@mebejoseph has a lot of shoes he wears for different events. Thinking about his MTO J. Fitzpatrik button boots or those spiked loafers he has. If anyone on this board can answer, he should be able to.

[LesserBlackDog]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_pointy_boots

[aps2012]

There is a whole subculture which Vice covered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veQkt4tS0Tc

[MediumTex]

If spontaneous water skiing breaks out, that guy is set!

[armedferret]

I think that's some kind of subculture style in Mexico or something? Like, I know it's a thing.

It ain't MY thing, that's for sure.

Reminds me of:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crakow

He was the gringoest of gringoes.

That's my politeness talking though.

Whole box of saltines?

He literally was wearing a mountain dew t-shirt and those wranglers, with a stache to rival the pornest of stars...