Sweater recs

[whereismurder]

Hoping to get a recommendation on a dark colored chunky cardigan sweater without a shawl neck collar. No preference on price, but ideally machine washable. For some reason it seems like every sweater comes with a shawl collar now.

[Gradstudent78]

https://www.orvis.com/p/double-breas...l-sweater/2jgc

Brooks brothers also has a couple mock neck options:
https://www.brooksbrothers.com/Textu...efault,pd.html

[julius12]

https://www.aransweatermarket.com/me...-neck-cardigan

I guess it's not that popular coz it's not the best look. It adds a lot of weight in the arms and body with nothing in the neck area, making you look like you have a weak neck and not much traps, or if you do it just makes you look fatter in the torso. It also doesn't make too much sense if you want a lot of warmth in the body but leave your neck exposed, unless you use a scarf or use the sweater as a mid layer.

[whereismurder]

https://www.aransweatermarket.com/me...-neck-cardigan

I guess it's not that popular coz it's not the best look. It adds a lot of weight in the arms and body with nothing in the neck area, making you look like you have a weak neck and not much traps, or if you do it just makes you look fatter in the torso. It also doesn't make too much sense if you want a lot of warmth in the body but leave your neck exposed, unless you use a scarf or use the sweater as a mid layer.

The main reason I dont want a shawl neck is because I am bald and I dont want my head to look like a clit.

I like those other two options though, thanks gradstudent.

[Shade]

The main reason I dont want a shawl neck is because I am bald and I dont want my head to look like a clit.

I like those other two options though, thanks gradstudent.

A clit? lol, that's a new one!

[julius12]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b1/e8...6e8e49db09.jpg

For as long as the shawl collar doesn't go up to your ears and it's not flesh-colored I don't think you'll look like a clit.

[Galcobar]

Well, that depends on his skin tone and facial structure...

[breakaway01]

Northern Watters has many options and they respond promptly to emails. Made entirely in Canada. Just FYI I wouldn't recommend putting any decent sweater into a washing machine.

[neminat]

The main reason I dont want a shawl neck is because I am bald and I dont want my head to look like a clit.

I like those other two options though, thanks gradstudent.

Im cracking up over here LOL!

That is hysterical.

[Nandyn]

The main reason I dont want a shawl neck is because I am bald and I dont want my head to look like a clit.

I like those other two options though, thanks gradstudent.

Im cracking up over here LOL!

That is hysterical.

Oh man, you better stay away from hoodies, then, or you'll look like a right ole cu*t!! Hahaha clitoral hood joke!