Dressing as a stereotypical Canadian for party this saturday 10/27; ideas?

[OnlyShawn]

My best friend is having a halloween costume party on saturday...he's canadian, and I always give him crap about it ("Canadian Bacon" style).


So...I'm going as the most stereotypical canadian I can muster. Anyone got ideas? Already doing the 'canadian tuxedo' (double denim...honestly this is sort of an excuse to actually buy a denim shirt. Been wanting one for a while), and I just ordered a belt buckle that says 'canada' on it and has a big maple leaf. Wearing my big ol' workboots....so it's sort of a 'canadian lumberjack' sort of thing so far. Planning on having a molson's or labatt's in my pocket.


Other than that, I'm out of ideas. Anyone? Headgear options? Other accessories that say 'canada' to you?


note: I can't get too heavy of clothes--this is in florida, and it's MAYBE going to get down into the high 60's on saturday evening...more likely low 70's.

[alan]

"Canadian tuxedo"

[shad0w4life]

Go as someone that is physically fit(yeah I went there!)

[robert12]

Dress better than everyone and tell them you're from Montreal.

[Cannon]

Sean William Scott nailed it in Goon:

[alan]

Royal Canadian Mounted Police?

[shad0w4life]

Or dress as a ridiculously hot female stripper and say you're from Montreal

[Lib]

Accessories:


- A 20 year old MEC fleece.

- A 'beanie' or 'knit cap' or whatever the hell you people call it. You must call it a 'toque/tuque', with a straight face, and without any accent*.

- A beard.

- Conversation that denigrates 'The States'.

- You must say, often and loudly, "JESUS CHRIST IT'S HOT!"


*this is not optional

[OnlyShawn]

@robert: and say "munTREEawl"


@cannon...awesome. Love the hockey gloves idea. I might bring a change and switch outfits from lumberjack to hockey fan at some point in the evening.

[Lib]

Why change?

[Eyerman]

Something that says Canada: population 3.2 million...you take away the moose...meese...mooses in Canada and we have 17 people total.

[frost]

[jessy_diamond]

I'm a Canadian and find this thread offensive.


Don't forget to say Eh and use the metric system.

[jicarv]

Jessy beat me to it but you should say ehh a lot. No one can pull off the Canadian tuxedo better than JT:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb...99k6o1_400.jpg

[jessy_diamond]

I actually never saw a Canadian in a Canadian tuxedo.


Oh and be very polite.