You're right, that is a bit of a bind. Clearly the solution is to surgically become shorter. May I suggest removing your lower two ribs?
... on a slightly more serious note, Hermes ties are too awesome not to wear, short or otherwise. Perhaps try an even smaller tie knot so as to get more length in the blade? Or just wear it the way you have it, it's really not bad as it is.
... and to detour off the serious track again, how old are you exactly? "College Graduation"? Perhaps you're just preternaturally young looking.
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