Have you ever seen a piece of clothing or outfit while browsing the web that made you recoil or throw up? Yeah, there's a thread for that (this one). Post your examples here.

I'll start it off.

Story: I was looking for cheap blazers and came across this abomination.

Bonus: List all of the things you see wrong with this.

Caption: "I am smiling because I am picturing the ways I am going to kill the art director for this shoot after we're done."