Dear Target,
For years I have been making derogatory comments about the quality and fit of your clothes. I have even used the word "sucks" in my weaker moments. The last time this came up was when some folks on Dappered lionized your cotton sports coat, which I still maintain sucks.
But not long ago I was looking for a pair of red shorts to bum around the house on hot summer days and wear at the occasional bbq. My fine Dappered friends were again lionizing your slim red chambray shorts from Merlino or Mossino or Mottozio or whatever fake I-tal-yan name your marketing dept comes up to give your clothes a lil bit o' continental class.
Long story shorts(!), these shorts are the bomb. Nice fit. Soft material. Great for scorching summer days. I even double-downed and bought the blue oxford ones.
So this is my way of saying sorry. No longer will I offer blanket statements on your line. Give my best to the dog, but stop painting circles around his eyes.
Regards,
Johdus
http://www.target.com/p/merona-men-s...y/-/A-13887190
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