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    Testicle PSA



    Are skinny jeans destroying hipster sperm counts?


    http://www.guardian.co.uk/fashion/shortcuts/2012/jul/12/skinny-jeans-destroying-hipster-sperm-counts?newsfeed=true


    From the article:
    <blockquote>

    For years we've struggled manfully into some quite ludicrous garments – often requiring the help of a friend, relative or expensive machinery in order to achieve sartorial fulfillment. Our reward? To be told that our balls now resemble Buñol tomatoes and a generation is about to be left unable to spawn or even do fun sexy time without creasing up in agony.</blockquote>

    #2


    Since I don't want kids, I guess I'll have to trade my slim pants for skinny jeans.

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      #3


      Like a free vasectomy!

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        #4


        Yes! We don't have to worry about baby hipsters running around anytime soon.




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          #5


          Seems like everyone doesn't want to have kids now a days, there was a restaurant here that was trying to be kid free. If that happened I was going to go there and just rip them a new one if they screwed one thing up; and screwed up steaks happen quite often!

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            #6


            Having no kids beats having unwanted kids. And there sure are a lot of unwanted kids out there, speaking as a foster parent. :-/

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              #7


              The Guardian is rubbish.

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                #8


                That's the impetus for a Utilikilt then?


                www.utilikilts.com


                Pleased I won't need to wear one - already got the kids and the vasectomy!

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                  #9


                  No kids = more money for shoes, right?

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                    #10


                    Is it okay that regardless of children, I just don't like the jeans?

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