Testicle PSA

[nicholascrawford]

Are skinny jeans destroying hipster sperm counts?


http://www.guardian.co.uk/fashion/shortcuts/2012/jul/12/skinny-jeans-destroying-hipster-sperm-counts?newsfeed=true


From the article:
<blockquote>

For years we've struggled manfully into some quite ludicrous garments – often requiring the help of a friend, relative or expensive machinery in order to achieve sartorial fulfillment. Our reward? To be told that our balls now resemble Buñol tomatoes and a generation is about to be left unable to spawn or even do fun sexy time without creasing up in agony.</blockquote>

[jessy_diamond]

Since I don't want kids, I guess I'll have to trade my slim pants for skinny jeans.

[nicholascrawford]

Like a free vasectomy!

[thmage]

Yes! We don't have to worry about baby hipsters running around anytime soon.

[shad0w4life]

Seems like everyone doesn't want to have kids now a days, there was a restaurant here that was trying to be kid free. If that happened I was going to go there and just rip them a new one if they screwed one thing up; and screwed up steaks happen quite often!

[nicholascrawford]

Having no kids beats having unwanted kids. And there sure are a lot of unwanted kids out there, speaking as a foster parent. :-/

[pdx_nate]

The Guardian is rubbish.

[rob2]

That's the impetus for a Utilikilt then?


www.utilikilts.com


Pleased I won't need to wear one - already got the kids and the vasectomy!

[trash]

No kids = more money for shoes, right?

[Cannon]

Is it okay that regardless of children, I just don't like the jeans?