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    You know you like men's style if........



    So with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...Actually, screw that guy, no apologies..... here are a few way to tell if you are into men's style. Please add your own!


    - You've lied to your boss about an early morning dentist appointment to be the first in line at your tailor.


    - The Goodyear blimp is mentioned at a football game and you immediately think of AE shoes.


    - A friend mentions he studies at Oxford and you can only think that he got a casual degree.


    - You're more excited to visit the outlet mall than your significant other.

    Dress for style, live for results.

    #2


    - You dress up, not down, for a final exam. (My friends make fun of me, but I feel more confident when I'm dressed well)

    - People think you're from California when you say you're from SF.

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      #3


      - Someone tells you they got a pair of oxfords and you ask them to be more specific.

      - Your shoe collection will soon eclipse your significant other's (if it hasn't already).

      - You're using (and filling up) the closet in the guest bedroom as overflow storage.

      - Your monthly dry cleaning bill costs more than your cable bill.

      - You stare at your feet and avoid rough pavement when you walk so you don't damage your expensive shoes.

      - You have ties in at least 3 different kinds of cloth (and none of them are polyester).

      - You wear a tux to your friend's wedding... And you look better than he does.

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        #4


        Lately I find myself analyzing well dressed men for outfit ideas as I walk to work. Obviously, this can lead to some awkward looks.


        I really should start a blog called GreatSuitTerribleShoes.com

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          #5


          You cringe at the sight of visible undershirts.

          You spend your commute on the train checking out (and judging) other mens' shoes.

          You could wear a different pair of shoes every day for a month.

          You own the same model of a pair of shoes in three different colors, because, you know, for matching.

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            #6


            - You know more about shoes than your wife

            - People constantly ask you why you're so dressed up

            - You contemplate how you could upgrade everyone's outfits.

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              #7


              - you know who Nick Wooster is


              - you wonder how people wear square toe loafers with rubber soles from famous footwear with a suit


              - you talk about clothes with strangers on the internet

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                #8


                You overspend on your clothes budget every month. By the 3rd of the month. But find really great ways to justify it (I mean, those 2 pairs of AEs will last a long time....)

                "You don't need money to dress better than you do" - Salvatore Romano

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                  #9


                  "you talk about clothes with strangers on the internet "


                  Strangers? Where? There are no strangers here!

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                    #10


                    @trash

                    "You own the same model of a pair of shoes in three different colors, because, you know, for matching."


                    Lol, my favorite.

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                      #11


                      - you sign up for every Dappered contest regardless of what it is (i.e. Seersucker suit and you live in Antarctica)


                      - You have a Excel spreadsheet for the numerous codes you "may" need


                      - You ask all family members and friends to enter into the monthly Orient watch giveaway. I am talking mother, sisters, 2-year old niece, etc.


                      - When your wife or girlfriend says, "I like fine wines and travel. Fashion! That's your thing right there!"


                      - You look at those guys who don't iron as neanderthals.


                      - MOST IMPORTANT: Your mantra is whole-heartedly "Quality over Quantity."


                      - You never confuse "AE" to mean American Eagle. NEVER!


                      - You viciously shake your head when you see people spending $200+ for TENNIS SHOES!!!

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                        #12


                        you've gotten everyone around you (work, family) to start dressing better because they always think they're underdressed when they're around you. *(WINNING)

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