AWWWWW NUTS!

[alan]

I woke up this morning to find a family of squirrels living in my fireplace...


Edit: Relavent because they're wearing my fireplace ash as a coat. :-P

[bremersm]

Are you hoarding their nuts?

[MaxMan]

lol...lucky for them you live in Texas cuz if your lit a fire you'd have thier Chest & nuts Roasting on an open fire and all the nuts they probably stored.

[alan]

The city says they will take them off my hands if I can trap them. Any live trap will do. I'm starting today.

[jason_carreira]

...and much hilarity ensued...

[jessy_diamond]

Just to keep this relevant to style and clothing, you'll soon be the proud owner of a trapper hat made of squirrel fur.

[bruschetta]

Alan, I know that it sounds cruel, but couldn't you simply...light a fire?

[alan]

Bruscetta, even if my conscience (and wife) allowed it, they would run away and then come back. Plus everytime I open the fireplace doors risks letting them into my living room.

[bremersm]

Just rest nuts on the mantle and the squirrels will come.

[alan]

The trap is set. Now its just a matter of time...

[alan]

Sitting still on the sofa... The trap is set in the fireplace... I can here the squirrel in there... Just waiting for it to take the bait...

[VespaMatt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Oh7U_L6hs

[alan]

Sill moving around in there, but not taking the bait. Eat the damn peanut butter-covered popcorn already! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

[greg_s]

Alan, this is one hell of a Friday night you have planned, sir. :P

[alan]

If I win the Mega Millions lottery tonight, that critter can keep the fireplace... Along with the whole house. :-P